hey i just met you and this is crazy / but i am a huge giant who just came crashing through your door because i somehow found out where exactly you were staying but anyway the people you have been staying with for the past 11 years are liars and im telling you the truth you're a wizard and you've been invited to attend a magic school who's principal's name is dumbledore and also here's a cake i know when your birthday is isn't this all legit. so join me maybe??...