I SPENT 10 MINUTES CHEWING ON A HOTDOG / THAN I REALISED IT WAS MY PENIS
A Stoner Dog meme.
Stoner Dog is a dog with red, half-closed eyes on a color wheel, the stoned advice animal. Captions are high thoughts and munchie logic - deep questions about cereal, plans that will be forgotten in a minute. It's the meme for hazy wisdom.