What if the sun isn't a star / Just a planet with a lousy fire department
A Conspiracy Keanu meme.
Conspiracy Keanu is a still of Keanu Reeves as Ted in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989), wide-eyed and mid-revelation. The meme took off in 2010 as a vehicle for paranoid, mind-bending questions: "What if we're all in a simulation and the glitches are déjà vu?" Captions start with "What if" and spiral into stoner-grade conspiracy theories. It's the meme for thoughts that feel profound at 3 a.m.