what if / i dont say anything that makes sense but people still see this words and wonder how long it will take for them to read it because the words are so small compared to the 2 words above?
A Conspiracy Keanu meme.
Conspiracy Keanu is a still of Keanu Reeves as Ted in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989), wide-eyed and mid-revelation. The meme took off in 2010 as a vehicle for paranoid, mind-bending questions: "What if we're all in a simulation and the glitches are déjà vu?" Captions start with "What if" and spiral into stoner-grade conspiracy theories. It's the meme for thoughts that feel profound at 3 a.m.