no dear, / i did not remember to pick up milk on my way home from saving the world again.
A Chuck Norris meme.
Chuck Norris is the martial arts actor known for Walker, Texas Ranger, whose name became the subject of "Chuck Norris facts" - wildly exaggerated claims of impossible toughness that spread from 2005 on. Captions follow the formula: "Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the earth down." The joke is the deadpan delivery of the absurd. It's the meme for invincibility beyond physics.