customer looking for christmas forks on sale that are right in front of her face / gouge her eyes out with them
A Insanity Wolf meme.
Insanity Wolf is a snarling gray wolf's head on a red-and-orange color wheel, the unhinged twin of Courage Wolf. Its advice is violent, extreme and completely unreasonable - the answer to every situation is the most insane one possible. The humor is in the escalation: every top line sets up an ordinary problem, every bottom line takes it somewhere no sane person would.