Cica... Sunt cel mai roman dintre pamanteni, / manca-ti-as!
A Manelistul Nicolae Guta post.
Three in the morning at a wedding, the singer takes the mic and says something about love and family that makes your uncle weep. Then he plays the song about the BMW. You only asked the mechanic about your brakes. He wipes his hands, looks into the distance and tells you a car is like a marriage. It costs 300 lei. "Money is nothing, my friend. Health is everything," says the taxi driver, as the meter passes forty. Your cousin who sells used cars posts a quote about humility, next to a photo of his new gold watch. **Why it caught on:** Nicolae Guță is one of the best-known singers of manele, Romania's loud, flashy party music, and Romanian users give him a philosopher's lines. A famous party singer delivering deep thoughts is a gag every Romanian gets at once.