WARNING! This is not a joke! Carry on reading or you will die! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten years old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. / Now send this link to ten other people and she will haunt someone else who doesn’t pass this on like you did. And she will forget about you.
A spongebob rainbow post.
The landlord says the damp in the bedroom is "just a bit of condensation". The mould has a name and a postcode. Condensation? Imagination. The email announcing there'll be no pay rises this year begins "as a family". Family? Imagination. "I'll text you," he says at the end of the date. Imagination. You flex in the gym mirror after week one and you're sure there's something there. Muscle? Imagination. **Why it caught on:** in "Idiot Box" SpongeBob and Patrick play in an empty TV box, and SpongeBob sweeps out a rainbow to explain the secret: "Imagination." That grin makes the bleakest punchline look like a gift.