OBAMA AND THE OBAMA SLEEPER CELL OPERATING IN WASHINGTON AND THROUGHOUT AMERICA WANTS TO DISARM, DESTABILIZE AND WEAKEN AMERICA TO LET THEIR COMMUNIST FRIENDS IN TO TAKE OVER AND KILL THE FREE MASSES / IT'S TIME AMERICA JOIN WITH THOSE IN OUR MILITARY WHO STILL FIGHT FOR OUR FREEDOM TO TAKE THE WHITE HOUSE BY STORM AND SECURE OUR FREE AMERICAN FUTURE OR THIS IS THE END OF US ALL
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You don't always cook. But when you do, it is a three hour risotto on a Tuesday, every pan in the flat is involved, and the smoke alarm gets a speaking part. Takeaway resumes on Wednesday. You don't always reply to emails. But when you do, it's eleven days later, it opens with "apologies for the delay", and it answers a question nobody is asking any more. The project shipped in the meantime. You don't always go to the gym. But when you do, you buy a new water bottle, photograph your trainers, and spend four minutes on a machine you don't understand. Then you tell people you're "getting back into it". You don't always go to bed early. But when you do, it's 9 in the evening, you announce it to the household like a retirement, and you're still scrolling at 1. Stay rested, my friends. **Why it caught on:** actor Jonathan Goldsmith played the bearded legend in Dos Equis beer ads from 2006, each one ending "I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Everyone has one habit they treat like an occasion, and his line makes it sound like a legend.