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A Batman Slappp post.
In the group chat your friend writes "I should of known". Before anyone else can reply, the friend who teaches English sends "HAVE", in capitals, on its own, like a slap. Nobody uses grammar for a week. In the coffee queue a man starts ordering "a grande half-caf soy latte with an extra shot and just a little caramel but not too m..." and the barista hands him a filter coffee. Everyone behind him feels it. Nobody objects. At Christmas your cousin begins, "Well, actually, Christmas was originally a pag..." and your nan, without looking up, hands him the sprouts. Discussion over. In the meeting someone says "what if we completely rethought the whole..." and the manager says "no". The meeting ends nine minutes early. It's the best meeting of the year. **Why it caught on:** Batman slaps Robin mid-sentence in a panel from DC's World's Finest Comics, issue 153, from 1965. Being cut off is universal, and the panel lets anyone put their own pet correction in Batman's hand.