I only had my damn wisdom teeth removed / I really NEED THIS TO REDUCE THE PAIN?
A Bane post.
"When you've finished your broccoli," says your mum, in a voice that has seen things, "then you have my permission to have pudding." You've never wanted pudding less. You eat the broccoli. A colleague complains that his wifi is slow. You live in a village where the broadband arrives by pigeon. He merely adopted slow internet. You were born in it. The personal trainer says you can stop when the timer reaches zero. It reaches zero. He holds up one more finger. You understand, finally, who gives permission to whom in this gym. A visitor complains about the drizzle. You've lived in Manchester for thirty years. You were born in the rain, moulded by it, and your coat has never once been fully dry. **Why it caught on:** Tom Hardy's masked Bane in The Dark Knight Rises (2012), Christopher Nolan's last Batman film, handed out "you merely adopted the dark" and "you have my permission to die" ready to use. A menacing voice works best on harmless instructions.