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A south park aand it's gone post.
A bank teller from South Park, from the 2009 episode "Margaritaville" (season 13). Stan deposits his birthday money, the teller invests it, and a second later announces, "Aaaand it's gone." The episode was South Park's take on the financial crisis, and the scene stuck. The caption describes something you just got. The bottom line, always, is "Aaaand it's gone." "Paycheck arrives" / "Rent. Aaaand it's gone." "Feel motivated to go to the gym" / "Sit down for a second. Aaaand it's gone." "Buy cookies for the week" / "Monday night. Aaaand it's gone." Battery life, free time and any idea you didn't write down also qualify. The teller doesn't apologise or explain. He just delivers the news in the tone of someone reading the weather, which makes it funnier. There's no villain, no drama, just money quietly leaving the building. **Why it caught on:** everyone knows the exact feeling of watching something vanish the moment it arrives.