women's vaginas are called beavers / because men have morning wood
A Sudden Realization Ralph post.
Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons, eyes wide and mouth open, as something finally clicks in his head. The top line sets up something you've known or done for years. The bottom line is the moment you finally understand it. "The alphabet song" / "Has the same tune as Twinkle Twinkle." "Pressing snooze" / "Means less sleep, not more." "Wondered why the fridge was empty" / "I'm the one who eats everything." The best ones are the obvious things you somehow missed for a decade. Ralph is the right face for it. He's the sweetest kid in Springfield and not usually the first to work things out. So when he gets a realisation, it lands like a lightning bolt. His face is the face of anyone learning, at thirty, that "Wi-Fi" isn't short for anything. **Why it caught on:** everyone has a late epiphany that makes them want to tell someone immediately.