MY GOD... / U HAVE NO LIFE
A Serious Fish Spongebob post.
The teacher says the next problem is serious business. The answer comes out as 69. You hold your face together for four seconds, then the boy behind you exhales through his nose and the whole row goes. Someone asks "who said that?" in the group chat, after a joke that did not land. You stare at the screen until the typing bubble appears, vanishes, and appears again. Nobody is brave enough. You stub your toe on the bed frame and make no sound at all. You hold the doorframe, breathe through your teeth, and then, quietly, with great dignity, say a word you would never say in front of your mother. Someone you can't stand tells a joke at the meeting, and everyone laughs, including your manager. You wait for it to end, flat-eyed, and open your mouth to say "ha". It comes out as "mm". **Why it caught on:** the picture is a still of a stern, green, unimpressed fish with a heavy blue lip from *SpongeBob SquarePants*, standing in a crowd of wide-eyed Bikini Bottom locals. People captioned it with deadpan threats, bad-news stares and the face you pull when something small goes wrong, and it spread because the fish's expression fits all of them without any change.