i dont need proof / I'm on History Channel.
A Giorgio A Tsoukalos Hair post.
Your keys were in your pocket when you got on the bus. You got off the bus. You have checked every pocket twice, and the bus has gone. I'm not saying it was aliens. Someone has eaten your clearly labelled yoghurt from the office fridge. There are no witnesses. Steve from accounts is holding a spoon. But it was aliens. Eight socks go into the washing machine. Seven come out. The machine has no exits. Science has no answer. Science, frankly, isn't trying. Your daughter's homework asks how the Romans built their roads so straight. She writes "aliens". The teacher writes "see me". You are secretly very proud. **Why it caught on:** Giorgio Tsoukalos, the ancient astronaut theorist with gravity-defying hair from the History Channel's Ancient Aliens, which began in 2010, gave the internet "I'm not saying it was aliens... but it was aliens". One confident answer to every question never runs out, and he has said he enjoys the memes.