Unsure how long it's been since i showered / check length of armpit hair
A Foul Bachelorette Frog post.
A frog on a pink background - the female counterpart of Foul Bachelor Frog, the advice animal of gross bachelor habits. The earliest confirmed trace is a Facebook page from March 2010; a Twitter account followed that September. Foul Bachelor Frog had the territory of unwashed dishes and pizza for breakfast. The bachelorette version arrived to point out that women living alone can be just as disgusting, thank you. Captions are confessions of the stuff that never makes it to Instagram. "Same bra" / "three weeks." "Decide if going out is worth putting on pants" / "stay in." "Not sure when I last showered" / "check the leg hair." "Start a new diet" / "finish the cookies first, so they don't go to waste." Some posts get far more graphic than this, especially about periods. The frog wears it all with the calm face of an amphibian that lives in a pond and judges no one. **Why it caught on:** it said what everyone does when nobody's watching, and many readers replied, "same".