My dad / should have worn a condom
A es bakans post.
Your essay is due at nine. It is half past eight the night before, and you've just discovered that a clean kitchen helps you think. Who said leaving it until the last minute is bad? Nobody who has seen what you produce at 3 a.m. The alarm goes off, and you hit snooze for the fourth time with the calm of someone who has done the sums. Nine minutes is a lot of time. You can wash, dress and find your keys in eight. Your mate eats the last slice of the shared pizza and looks you in the eye while he does it. You have a long, quiet think about what a friendship is. Then you eat the garlic bread he was saving. A seventh episode at midnight on a work night. You had a plan, and the plan involved sleep. The plan was clearly written by someone who had never seen the cliffhanger. **Why it caught on:** the picture shows a dark-haired boy with a cheeky, tilted-head grin against a yellow-orange sunburst, and it became a Spanish-language template built around "bacán", Latin American slang for "great" or "cool" (heard in Chile and Peru, among other places), often typed as "bkn". The format asks who said some bad thing is bad, then answers that it's actually great. It spread because any vice, from procrastination to mischief, fits it, and because English-speaking users kept grabbing it without the slang, which prompted the occasional telling-off of "gringos" for misusing it.