I don't know who you are. I don't understand memes. If you are looking for pizza, I can tell you I don't have a phone number. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired at UMass Business School. Skills that make me an idiot on social media.
If you use this 20% off coupon now, you might get a pizza tomorrow. I will not text you in the middle of the night, I will not pretend to sue you. But if you like a Winchanon post, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will not sell you burnt pizza.