My Name Is Yoshikage Kira Meme Generator
"Tell us a fun fact about yourself." You say you're in bed by half ten and you don't drink coffee after noon. The room goes very quiet. That was the fun fact.
A friend invites you to a festival. Three days, no showers, tents. You explain, calmly and at length, about your pillow. Your specific pillow. They stop inviting you to things.
Your flatmate plays music at midnight on a Tuesday. You don't shout. You write a note. It mentions your eight hours, your morning run and your blood pressure, in that order.
The fitness watch says you slept 7 hours 52 minutes. You lie there, furious, about the missing 8 minutes.
Why it caught on: Kira's soft-spoken introduction in Diamond Is Unbreakable, sleep schedule and all, turned into one of the internet's best-known copypastas once the anime aired in 2016, pasted under anything that just wants a quiet life.
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