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xzibit-yo-dawg

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Ranking #193

Created
Jul 30, 2011

I Heard you like batman

so i killed your parents

I Heard you like batman

so i killed your parents

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Yo dawg I heard you like water

So I froze yo water so you can add water to yo water

Yo dawg I heard you like water

So I froze yo water so you can add water to yo water

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"Yo dog, I heard Syrians are killing Syrians

so we're going to kill Syrians to keep Syrians from killing Syrians

"Yo dog, I heard Syrians are killing Syrians

so we're going to kill Syrians to keep Syrians from killing Syrians

xzibit-yo-dawg

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yo dawg we heard you liked sales

so we took a sale and put it on sale

yo dawg we heard you liked sales

so we took a sale and put it on sale

xzibit-yo-dawg

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i don't always try to be funny

but when i do, i use a wrong meme so you can see a meme while you think of another meme

i don't always try to be funny

but when i do, i use a wrong meme so you can see a meme while you think of another meme

xzibit-yo-dawg

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yo dawg, i heard you are a research scientist

so i deleted your citations so you could research while you research

yo dawg, i heard you are a research scientist

so i deleted your citations so you could research while you research

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YO DAWG I HEARD U LIKE TOUCHSCREENS

SO I PUT A SCREEN ON UR SCREEN SO U CAN TOUCHSCREEN WHILE U TOUCHSCREEN

YO DAWG I HEARD U LIKE TOUCHSCREENS

SO I PUT A SCREEN ON UR SCREEN SO U CAN TOUCHSCREEN WHILE U TOUCHSCREEN

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Yo Dawg, i heard u like blunts...

so i put a blunt in yo blunt so you can get high while you get high

Yo Dawg, i heard u like blunts...

so i put a blunt in yo blunt so you can get high while you get high

xzibit-yo-dawg

6

I heard you like spoilers, so i put a spoiler, in your spoiler... snape kills dumbledore

I heard you like spoilers, so i put a spoiler, in your spoiler... snape kills dumbledore

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4

yo dawg! i hear you hate freedom of speech!

so we're gonna give you some placards so that you can hate freely speaking whilst freely speaking

yo dawg! i hear you hate freedom of speech!

so we're gonna give you some placards so that you can hate freely speaking whilst freely speaking

xzibit-yo-dawg

4

Yo Dawg I heard you like custom user controls in your application

so I put a visual studio debugger in visual studio to debug visual studio

Yo Dawg I heard you like custom user controls in your application

so I put a visual studio debugger in visual studio to debug visual studio

xzibit-yo-dawg

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Yo dawg, I heard you like lab reports...

So I put a lab report in yo lab report so you can fail while you fail.

Yo dawg, I heard you like lab reports...

So I put a lab report in yo lab report so you can fail while you fail.

xzibit-yo-dawg

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Yo dawg, I herd you like pussy.

SO WE PUT A PUSSY IN HER PUSSY SO YOU CAN FIND PUSSY WHILE EATING PUSSY.

Yo dawg, I herd you like pussy.

SO WE PUT A PUSSY IN HER PUSSY SO YOU CAN FIND PUSSY WHILE EATING PUSSY.

xzibit-yo-dawg

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YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE GAY PEOPLE

SO WE RAPED YOU

YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE GAY PEOPLE

SO WE RAPED YOU

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YO DAWG I Heard YOu like patches

So we made a patch for your patch so you can glitch while you glitch

YO DAWG I Heard YOu like patches

So we made a patch for your patch so you can glitch while you glitch

xzibit-yo-dawg

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