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- man who wish to nail a girl / must learn to hammer first
- Man who run front of bus get tired / man who run behind bus gets exhausted
- with great power / COMES GREAT ELECTRIC BILL
- Man is like spider / Bound to have sticky hand after being on web
- man who survive pepper spray / is seasoned veteran
- Squirrel who runs up woman's leg / Not Find nuts
- Learn to masturbate / come in handy
- wise man uses two towels after shower / one for balls, one for face
- good tools not cheap / cheap tools no good
- Man who masturbate into cash register / Come into money
- It take many nails to build crib / but one screw to fill it
- if listen to dirty music when young / Get hearing aids when old
- crowded elevator / smells different to midget
- liberal who come unarmed to gun fight / dies conservative
- steve jobs dies / everyone in apple is now jobless
- wise man say / ist all f#*#k up
- he who stand on toilet / high on pot
- SHE WHO STIRS SHITPOT / MUST EVENTUALLY LICK SPOON
- He who passes gas in church / Sits in his own pew
- confucius says / school boy who play with school girl during wrong period get caught red handed