The Scumbag Uterus Meme Generator
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- you can´t go out in that white skirt / period
- those white pants are nice / but you look better in red
- Have a con to go to / enjoy constant pain
- You haven't seen your boyfriend in 3 weeks? / You can wait 5-7 more days to have sex with him
- Valentines Day? Got something planned? / Hope you have the greatest time. Period!
- Oh, it's your birthday and you're receiving birthday cunnilingus later? / Here, have your period 3 days early.
- Going somewhere exciting? / Here have your period late so you get it the day you leave
- Make one joke about how being around so much testosterone will make me ovulate / bleeds through two pairs of underwear two days later to prove a point
- all your panties / are belong to us!
- long-distance boyfriend coming to visit? / your period is too
- wearing white shorts today? / nope
- you're wearing a thong? / let me bleed uncontrollably
- going swimming today? / not anymore
- trying to sleep / starts world war 3
- advil, tylenol. midol, aleve, and pamprin / still in unbearable pain
- advil, tylenol, midol, aleve, and pamprin / still in unbearable pain
- JUSt washed your sheets? / don't mind me
- JUSt washed your sheets? / don't mind me
- bleeds for 7 days / doesn't die
- congrats on not having a baby this month / now bleed, cramp, bloat, and mood swing for a week