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• I'm not God / God is not my father. God only updated me with holy spirit of God.
• Guys, I need you to listen carefully / I don't want four versions of this going around
• i once got wasted with 12 jews / woke up 3 days later in a tomb That s*** was crazy
• can you believe she gave birth to me / and she's still a virgin? it's awesome
• For I was hungry and you told me to get a job. I was thirsty and you told me to turn on my tap. I was a stranger and you told me to go back to Mexico. / I was sick and you told me I was now in debt. I was in prison and you hoped I was raped.
• so my dad's all like, "i told them that i created them in my own image" / "and that i am perfect, but they are not. just to fuck with them."
• So there I was / The only white guy in Jerusalem
• SO I WAS SAYING "I'M NOT JESUS, I JUST LOOK LIKE HIM" / AND THEY ARE LIKE OMG JESUS IS DEAD.....
• It will forever be, that politicians craving power will make inspiring speeches / and the especially stupid people will believe them
• Kad mi kazu: "Isuse treba jos vina" / Ma reko nemas beda frende
• so i'm like, "dad, i already told them that we won't judge them, as long as they have faith in us" / and my dad's all like, "i'm going to judge them anyways. just to fuck with them."
• Ha ha ha! Nema problema. / Allah n-are habar! :-)
• So then he screams: Allah akbar! / and everyone runs like fuck
• and in about 500 years, some idiot named mohammad is gonna go around claiming to be / some prophet & messenger of "allah". kill him and throw his body in the sewer as fast as you can.
• in the last year of his term, still doing his job / constantly obstructed by dogmatic politicians
• beware of / muslim bullshitters
• memegenerator. net/ instance/ 85263562
• and it shall come to pass / muslims w/ak's gonna hate
• memegenerator. net/ Yall-Motherfuckers-Need-Jesus
• Coming back...? No!!! / I saw more than enough on my 1st visit!