Speedwagon Is Afraid Meme Generator
The dentist holds up the X-ray, tilts it to the light and says "hmm". You've spent your whole adult life fearing that exact noise.
You've been added to a video call called "Quick chat". It's just you and HR. Speedwagon is very afraid.
Your landlord texts "are you in today? I'd like to pop round". He's never popped round. He's not a popping-round sort of man.
The garage calls back after the MOT. The man starts with "Right, so". You sit down for the number.
Why it caught on: Speedwagon, the London thug turned Joestar ally in Phantom Blood, narrates his own terror in the third person, and once the 2012 anime gave him a voice, fans started announcing their own fear the same way.