Sheltering Suburban Mom Meme Generator
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- Disgusted by internet porn because it "objectifies women" / Reads "50 Shades of Grey" on her kindle
- BANS KIDS FROM CELEBRATING HALLOWEEN BECAUSE ITS A PAGAN HOLIDAY / PUTS UP CHRISTMAS TREE
- Hates gay people / punishes son for showing interest in girls
- daughter doesn't call at 10pm / murdered
- has 600 dollar purse / stiffs waitress for 30 dollar meal
- "there is too much sex and violence on tv" / is obsessed with 50 shades of grey
- Finds out she is a meme / Calls the cops
- lets children destroy restaurant / leaves one dollar tip
- Sees picture of you with a girl on facebook / "You didn't tell me you had a girlfriend!"
- Says "Now we don't need to buy groceries for three weeks" / Every week
- eats organic produce / drinks diet soda
- lectures me for hours about needing a job when she hasn't worked in 20 years / lectured for finding the "wrong" kind of job when i finally get a call back
- thEy've never heard of christianity / they must worship satan
- raising you since birth / Confusing between your and your brothers names
- Complains when you talk through her favorite show. / Talks during your favorite shows.
- Watches biggest loser / while eating pizza and oreos
- It's your choice, it's up to you / gets mad if you pick the wrong choice
- "you have to work harder" / interrupts you 20 times a day
- Disowns you for being gay / lezzed out in college
- Buys REUSABLE grocery bags / Owns a SUV