Shamwow Guy Meme Generator
Shamwow Guy is one of Meme Generator's classic image macros, used 1,120 times.
Best Shamwow Guy memes
- need to pee, but no gas stations in sight? / put a shamwow in your pants and let it all out.
- it even soaks up blood / after a hooker tries to bite your tongue off
- not even the shamwow / can soak up your bullshit
- if you cut a shamwow into 32 pieces / you get 32 smaller towels
- everybody knows / the germans make good stuff
- NOT EVEN THE SHAMWOW / CAN SOAK UP YOUR BULLSHIT
- This will make you ask yourself / Why you bought it, everytime
- psn is down and can't play cod / shamwow soaks up your tears
- Shamwow! The only thing they won't clean / Is Rick Perry's reputation
- you can even / whipe your ass with this
- it's made in Germany / you know those Germans make good stuff!
- Holds 20 times its OWN weight / IN hooker blood
- It's Dangerous to go alone / Take this
- Do you know what you can do with the shamwow / eat it
- See this? / It's a jesus towel
- fake birth certificates only $10 / (for use with the media only - nobody else is brainwashed enough to believe it's real)
- Bring it on Sandy / lol
- not even the shamwow / can soak up your liberal bullshit
- shamwow works great to wipe up / the tears of a butthurt republican
- NOW SIMPLY DOUSE IN CHLOROFORM AND / BAMM !! SHE'S YOURS