One Eternity Later Meme Generator
The kettle is on. You are watching it. It is watching you back.
"Your call is important to us." You have heard this sentence eleven times. You know every note of the hold music.
Your parcel is "out for delivery". It has been out for delivery since 7 a.m. It is now dark.
The microwave says 0:30. You stand in front of it. You age.
Why it caught on: SpongeBob's time cards - a cheerful French narrator announcing "A few moments later" or "One eternity later" over the bamboo title card - were a running gag from the first seasons. The eternity card stuck because it is exactly how a microwave minute, a hold queue or a loading bar feels.
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