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• YOUR TEE SHIRT SAYS YOU LIVE TO RIDE / BUT THE ODOMETER ON THE BIKE IN YOUR GARAGE SAYS THAT IS A LIE.
• YOU SAID YOU WERE ABOUT THAT LIFE / FACEBOOK DETERMINED THAT WAS A LIE
• You said you would get a lot of work done wHIle it was snowing / The lie detector Determined that was a lie
• When asked if you top was convertible top was operational...you said yes!!! / the lie detector determined that was a lie!!!
• You said you value your employees / My paycheck determined that was a lie.
• the stairmaster told me i burned 333 calories / the polar heart rate monitor determined that was a lie
• You said you would stop these group messages and get back to work. / The 50 new messages in my inbox has determined that was a lie.
• You said you wanted to be a couple / Your Facebook Relationship Status determined, that was a Lie!!
• You said you'd be here by 7:15 / your arrival at 7:27 determined that was a lie
• You said you would come in to my place of work today / The lie detector determined that was a lie
• You claim you don't take nasty poops / The skid mark in the toilet determined that was a lie
• you claim to ball so hard motherfuckers want to find you / Our lie detectors have determined that was a lie. You only ball during tax season.
• The cat litter was labled unscented. / The wafts of perfume emmenating from my bathroom determined that was a lie.
• You claimed this wasn't for malicious use / The lie detecor test determined that was a lie
• you said you go beast mode / the results say you are telling the truth!
• At mcdonalds you said you weren't hungry / The fact that I have no fries left proves that was a lie
• YOU CLAIMED I WOULD HAVE A NEW COMPUTER BY MONDAY / THE LINGERING PRESENCE OF THE DECREPIT COMPUTING PIECE OF CRAP AT MY DESK HAS DETERMINED THAT WAS A LIE
• I was told I was valued as an employee / Cutting my hours in half determined that was a lie
• You claimed that you weren't a ratchet / That was a lie
• you said you called tom to find out about health insurance / the lie detector determined that was a lie