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• Your twitter bio says you're an intellectual / We have determined that is a lie
• You said you didn't want to have children / The 9 kids you have with 5 different men determined that was a lie
• You said the broncos had the best offense ever / the super bowl determined that was a lie
• You said there would be cake / The end of the game determined that was a lie
• I was told college would be the best years of my life / 3 years of severe depression and and a 30K debt determined that was a lie
• you said your hair was real not a wig / 35mph wind gust determined that was a lie
• you said the tea party doesn't care that obama is black / the lie detector determined that was a lie
• you claim to be virgin mary and have six std`s`? / OUr common sense concludes that is a lie
• libtards insist niggers are "just like us" / this is a lie
• The lie detector says... / the internet is full of lies.
• you claim my call is important to you / the 8-minute wait determined it was a lie
• Sholanda this is your 15th time on this show / 19 dna tests....what the fuck is wrong with you?
• geez i do get a lot of black people on this show
• birth control / the lie detector says you do not know what it is or what it is for
• The pRESIDENT SAID YOU CAN KEEP YOUR OWN DOCTOR / mY INSURANCE COMPANY SAID THAT WAS A lIE
• You said you dont offer 24/7 365 Day a Year Service / Your website determined that was a lie
• The equinox told us that March 20th was the start of spring / Mother Nature has determined that was a lie
• You said you don't take a lot of selfies / instagram determined that's a lie
• you said that our government is doing a good job / our lie detector determined that that was a lie!
• bullshit-detector found out / lie-detector is useless crap, because sociopaths are (emotionally) perfect liars and these devices can only measure people with a sense of guilt, where you don't need it