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• They mostly vote for me in the south. / Mostly
• I will honor the oath of president... / just like my oath of marriage(s)!
• Believes marriage is between one man and one woman / and one woman
• freddie mac paid me 1.6 million dollars to be their historian consultant / that's my story and I'm sticking to it
• He'll always love america / unless it get's cancer
• i believe marriage is between a man and a woman / and a mistress
• never a lobbyist / but paid to meet with politicians and suggest voting a certain way on specific bills
• IF your wife gets sick / leave her for a healthy one
• marry and cheat on three wives, / i support family values!
• Relentlessly attack character of my opponent / HIDE BEHIND SELF-RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION AND CALL FOR A TRUCE WHEN THE SAME IS DONE TO ME
• cheaper gas for all americans with / moon oil.
• Herman Cain out of politics because of Adultery / Wait Ten years and try again
• Wife is Dying of Cancer / I'm Dying to be single
• Draft dodging adulterer / wants to send your child to war
• I will strip for wild flowers / and a basket of peaches
• What's up with the fruit panties? / U hatin' on me?
• I went poopoo in the egg salad / That's not what I meant to say
• Ima Chicken hawk / and ima get me some chicken
• family values / 3 marriages, two mistresses
• Thinks your Kids Should Go To War / To Scared to Go To War Himself