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• Fifty Shades of Grey? / I'm sorry, I don't read Twilight fanfic.
• murakami's best book? / almost transparent blue.
• Return your library books by November 21 / and nobody gets hurt
• I believe that the author you're referring to is E-*pic*-te-tus / Not epic-teetus
• Why, no, I haven't read Fifty shades of grey / ...or as i like to call it, Fifty shades of Twilight fanfic bondage porn
• "WHERE ARE THE LANGUAGE BOOKS? I WANT TO LEARN MEXICAN." / KILL IT WITH FIRE
• "do we have fifty shades of grey?" / "Why yes. do you have daddy issues?"
• Return your library books / and nobody gets hurt
• the latest book by James Patterson? / Get out.
• You don't know the exact title but it was something with "love"? / Oh yeah, lets just type "love" - there's only one book with this word in it's title...
• "Where is your bdsm section?" / I'm sorry, ma'am, the sex shop is down the street
• do we shelve our books by title? / sure, that's why we have such a large "the ..." section
• you want me to help you pick out a book for your friend? / and then try to guess whether they've read it?
• advocate for Tennessee Libraries! / Register by Jan 18 & get the early bird registration rate for Tennessee library Legislation day!
• do we shelve by authors last name? / yes, good luck finding that book by "doug"
• in what order do we shelve our books? / by mood.
• do we have "fifty shades of grey"? / why? is 'the bachelorette' a repeat tonight?
• can i recommend a good book? / do you seriously think we have anything in common?
• can i recommend a good book? / looking at you - no.
• i'll knock $2.50 off this book / if you'll spend the money on breath mints