Horney Samus Meme Generator
Horney Samus is one of Meme Generator's classic image macros, used 7,825 times.
Best Horney Samus memes
- you are what you eat / thats why i roll up into balls
- Sees a tentacle monster / Takes off suit
- Just think of me / As a deluxe fleshlight
- you call it morning wood / i call it breakfast in bed
- Study anatomy with me / I'll give you an oral exam
- are you masturbating to me!? / ...can i watch?
- you have an std? / up the ass then
- you like spanking me for every little thing? / of course i'll marry you!
- Double penetration? / why not triple!
- I'M only good for 70 things / sandwiches and 69
- You ask for dirty talks / but i can't talk with my mouth full
- mY ASS? / iT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
- your ex sucks? / funny, i do too, in a way...
- Good Girls bend at the knees / I BEND AT THE WAIST
- JERK OFF TO ME~ / JUST LIKE THAT <3
- get to know eachother? / shouldn't we have sex first?
- I'll treat you like a nintendo cartridge / i'm gonna blow you before you stick it in my console
- I HEAR YOU LIKE TO FAP TO MY PICTURES / CAN I WATCH NEXT TIME?
- why drink out of the condom / when i can have it straight from the tap?
- may I have seconds? / I'm not full yet