Facebook Philospher (yes, not philosopher
) is always giving cliche insights via facebook statuses. He thinks he's clever, but really he only sounds like an douchebag. The worst part of it is that his other douchebag friends think he is brilliant.
Check out Urban Dictionary's definition of a Facebook Philosopher
"Facebook Philosopher: An individual whose Facebook statuses are often chiched quotes such as "when in doubt, just take the next small step", "make peace with the past so it doesn't screw up the present", or "sometimes its hard to understand, but time tells truth." These give the impression that said Facebook user is wise, when in fact they are merely putting on airs." - Urban Dictionary
"Facebook Philosopher: A person that constantly post in their Facebook status sayings that they feel are deep, motivational, and inspirational but they are really just annoying. Every status update seems like a bad toast." - Urban Dictionary