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Dos Equis Guy is Jonathan Goldsmith as The Most Interesting Man in the World, the bearded spokesman of Dos Equis beer. His tagline - "I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis" - is the template: "I don't always X, but when I do, I Y." It's the meme for confessing odd habits with style.
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- i don't always speak in paradoxes / but when i do, i don't
- I don't Always Go On Facebook / But When I do, i regret it immediately
- I Don't always say "I don't always" / But when I do, I say "but when I do
- I Don't always pretend that I am interested in what she is yapping about / But when I do, I get laid
- I don't always put my headphones in my Pocket / But when I do, they come out untangled
- i DON't always drink / but when i do i black out
- I DON'T ALWAYS TALK TO LIBERAL ARTS MAJORS / BUT WHEN I DO, I ORDER LARGE FRIES
- I don't always drink beer / but when i do, it's not dos equis
- I DONT ALWAYS FART / BUT WHEN I DO, I LEAN LIKE THIS
- I DON'T ALWAYS MOLEST CHILDREN / BUT WHEN I DO, I CELEBRATE WITH A BEER IN A GREEN BOTTLE
- I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER / SOMETIMES I PISS IN A DOS EQUIS BOTTLE AND SIP IT FOR HOURS
- I don't always post two hundred of the exact same meme / most of them have different typos
- I DON'T ALWAYS STOP PLAYING SKYRIM / BUT WHEN I DO, I READ ABOUT SKYRIM
- i don't always rush to the bathroom / but when i do, i have diarrhea
- I DON'T ALWAYS CALL GREYHAWK ROOFING / BUT WHEN I DO, BLAKE GIVES ME A BLOWJOB
- I don't always piss the sheets / UNLESS IM AT YOUR HOUSE
- I don't always do root... / But when i do i don't use sudo
- I dont always shower / But when I do, Its with Dos CHICAS
- I don't often get up / But when I do, there are results
- I DONT ALWAYS MAKE MESSES / BUT WHEN I DO, THEY HAVE TO BE EPIC EXPLOSIONS