Dog Lawyer Meme Generator
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Best Dog Lawyer memes
- The judge threw out our case / but it's ok, i brought it back to him
- I've been practicing since 2011 / So that's about 7 years.
- MY client / did not have sexual relationships with that leg
- So the cat swiped at your nose while you were only attempting to smell said feline? / we can sue, but it will be a RUFF case
- IT WASN'T BACON?!? / I WILL SEE YOU IN COURT, SIR.
- As your attorney / i advise you not to roll over
- who let the dogs out? / That's attorney-client privilege
- i HAVE nO IDEA WHAT i'M DOING
- as you attorney i advise you "not to drop it" / Possession is nine-tenths of the law
- before accepting your case I need to know all the details / where did you bury that bone?
- You did a trick but didn't get a treat? / Fraud!
- My mother's a bitch? / Hearsay.
- Leash Laws? / Slavery ended in 1863
- So you let the cat out of the bag / we can fix that
- So you were chased by a vacuum? / I think he can charged with assault.
- he pissed on your bush? / trespass to chattels
- Of course you're innocent. / car tires are always the aggressor
- INTENTIONAL TORT? / IS THAT CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA TORT?
- our case is thin / i suggest we try for a flea bargain
- i think this case / is a bone-a fide dispute!