Disruptive Durden Meme Generator

Disruptive Durden is one of Meme Generator's memes, with 765 posts.

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• Wear red polo to a target / Tell people "thats free"
• Become a finalist on american idol / sing a protest song
• Prevent child form acquiring video games / Force him to lose weight and become a good person
• BLow up a major bank / cause deflation
• customer doesnt respond to greeting / obnoxiously talk to myself
• take homeless man's change / leave hundreds
• Bashes r/jailbait on international television / Submission rate triples overnight
• Meets friendly guy on airplane / Convinces him to blow up a city
• sTEALS PHONE, TEXTS GIRL YOU LIKE "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX" / sHE RESPONDS "I LIKE HOW YOU THINK"
• GIves stupid answer to teacher / Everyone feels relieved that oneself is not the most stupid
• destroy money / everybody´s rich
• Runs Funnyjunk to the ground by adding annoying features and trolling the users / everyone leaves the site; they all go outside and develop healthy social lives
• Swap free range eggs with battery farmed eggs / operation mayhem in progress
• Invite people who haven't seen each other in years to bar / Don't show up so they are forced to interact on their own
• The air will always be too filled with something. Your body too sore or tired. Your father too drunk. / Your wife too cold. You will always have some excuse not to live your life.
• ROBS YOUR HOUSE BUT ONLY TAKES OBJECTS OF SENTIMENTAL VALUE / "SHOW THEM WHAT THEY HAD BY TAKING IT AWAY"
• RElease serial killer / people learn to defend themselves
• eats all your cake / makes you healthier in the longrun
• Kill all healthy people / Invalids finally treated fairly
• steal stranger's unappreciated girlfriend / save their relationship