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Darth Vader

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26K posts

Ranking #367

Created
Jul 01, 2011

i went looking for love

in alderaan places

i went looking for love

in alderaan places

Darth Vader

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy

But I'm your Father, so Join me Maybe?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy

But I'm your Father, so Join me Maybe?

Darth Vader

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I HAVE FORGOTTEN THE ORIGINAL quote

PRAY THAT I DON't forget it any further

I HAVE FORGOTTEN THE ORIGINAL quote

PRAY THAT I DON't forget it any further

Darth Vader

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I am your grandmother's sister's grandson's uncle's cousin's son

I am your grandmother's sister's grandson's uncle's cousin's son

Darth Vader

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I don't always use the force

but when I do, I prefer the dark side

I don't always use the force

but when I do, I prefer the dark side

Darth Vader

18

I am altering the youtube comments

Pray I do not alter them any further

I am altering the youtube comments

Pray I do not alter them any further

Darth Vader

12

still uses more facial expressions

than kristen stewart

still uses more facial expressions

than kristen stewart

Darth Vader

10

I'm altering the insurance plans

pray I don't alter them any further

I'm altering the insurance plans

pray I don't alter them any further

Darth Vader

9

sit your five dollar ass down

before i make change

sit your five dollar ass down

before i make change

Darth Vader

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Darth Vader

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I find your lack of commitment

I find your lack of commitment

Darth Vader

7

come to the dark side

we have free cookies

come to the dark side

we have free cookies

Darth Vader

7

the douche is strong

the douche is strong

Darth Vader

7

The Deal Was for one cupcake

pray i don't alter it any further

The Deal Was for one cupcake

pray i don't alter it any further

Darth Vader

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My BFF cut out my legs from beneath me, then hid my infant son who tried to kill me.

My day is still better than yours.

My BFF cut out my legs from beneath me, then hid my infant son who tried to kill me.

My day is still better than yours.

Darth Vader

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