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Confession Tiger

Confession Tiger

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Created
Aug 07, 2012

I Like making eye contact with complete strangers

being arrested for public masturbation is a real downer though

I Like making eye contact with complete strangers

being arrested for public masturbation is a real downer though

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my NEIGHBOURS kids wont stop screaming

i'm starting to think i should give them back

my NEIGHBOURS kids wont stop screaming

i'm starting to think i should give them back

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11

My girlfriend's friends are mean

and i hope she wont become like them once she starts puberty

My girlfriend's friends are mean

and i hope she wont become like them once she starts puberty

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10

I Decided to support the war on poverty

now I beat up hobos in my free time

I Decided to support the war on poverty

now I beat up hobos in my free time

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9

yesterday, my grandfather told me he survived auschwitz, and we had a good laugh.

I mean... most of the guards -did- survive, after all.

yesterday, my grandfather told me he survived auschwitz, and we had a good laugh.

I mean... most of the guards -did- survive, after all.

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9

I just wanted to take a bath

but the cop who arrested me said I can't be nude in the children pool

I just wanted to take a bath

but the cop who arrested me said I can't be nude in the children pool

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8

Yesterday, I was so drunk I had to go home by cab

I was too lazy to return it to its owner yet

Yesterday, I was so drunk I had to go home by cab

I was too lazy to return it to its owner yet

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7

had sex with 3 different women today

working in forensics is great

had sex with 3 different women today

working in forensics is great

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7

I Buy condoms for my 12 year old daughter, but she's not sexually active

she just lays there like her mother

I Buy condoms for my 12 year old daughter, but she's not sexually active

she just lays there like her mother

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i love it when people overcome adversity.

the other day i saw a jewish deli use an oven.

i love it when people overcome adversity.

the other day i saw a jewish deli use an oven.

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6

I make fun of the girls that run faster than me

I call them virgins

I make fun of the girls that run faster than me

I call them virgins

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6

My grandFATHER DIED IN A CONCENTRATION CAMP

dIRTY JEW PUSHED HIM OFF THE WATCHTOWER

My grandFATHER DIED IN A CONCENTRATION CAMP

dIRTY JEW PUSHED HIM OFF THE WATCHTOWER

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6

My GF is such a book worm

Taking her to the discount book store cost alot more than a dinner for two

My GF is such a book worm

Taking her to the discount book store cost alot more than a dinner for two

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5

Today two jehova's witnesses kept knocking on my door for hours

Then I needed something from the cellar and had to let them out

Today two jehova's witnesses kept knocking on my door for hours

Then I needed something from the cellar and had to let them out

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5

My baby child kept crawling in circles

so to make him stop, i nailed his other arm to the ground

My baby child kept crawling in circles

so to make him stop, i nailed his other arm to the ground

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