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• don't worry / it's probably just going to be a fart
• save time in the morning / By drinking orange juice and brushing your teeth at the same time
• Ice cream to cold to scoop? / microwave your spoon for 30 seconds,.
• Nothing bad will happen if you rest your eyes just a few more minutes / After the alarm clock goes off..
• Want to lose your caffeine tolerance / Take a break and use amphetamines
• If a girl is mad or irritated, ask if she is on her period / she will appreciate your understanding
• FIFTY SHADES OF GREY AND A SHAKEWEIGHT / ARE GREAT ANNIVERSARY GIFTS FOR YOUR WIFE
• If you like a girl / Go like one of her Facebook statuses from 2010. She'll think it's cute
• awkward moment? / show her your dick
• Misuse memes / All the cool kids do it
• playing minecraft? / dig straight down, its very efficient
• If you're having a bad day / play flappy bird
• Download ilivid before you stream your favorite show / It will make your computer run faster
• if road conditions are bad, put on your 4-way flashers / other drivers won't have any other way of knowing that the roads are bad
• Tell every smoker smoking is bad / They're 100% unaware of the risks
• Got a colorblind friend? / Use the advice mallards to give advice to them
• if someone is too drunk at a party take his alcohol from him / he will understand and will thank you
• if your girlfriend says something you do is bothering her / keep doing it. She'll learn to love it.
• Don't know how to use Photoshop? / Use Paint. No one will notice
• Need a Cockring? / Just use a rubberband instead!