Advice God Meme Generator
Advice God is one of Meme Generator's memes, with 7,951 posts.
Best Advice God posts
- i create the earth for all humanity / EXCEPT FOR ANTARCTICA, WHICH IS FOR PENGUINS. I LIKE PENGUINS.
- Creates men in his perfect image / tells them to cut the end of thier dicks off
- Use your free will / exactly as i tell you to use it
- accidentally make humans smart / they stop believing in me
- CREATES GAYS / HATES GAYS
- design eye too complex to evolve / Limited visible spectrum and shitty night vision
- EVERYTHING NEEDS A CREATOR / EXCEPT ME
- "Intelligent Designer" / puts too many teeth in human mouth
- Gives ability to reason / demands unreasonable belief
- scumbag god says "thou shalt not kill" / Proceeds to kill millions
- you didn't say hi to me on sunday / that's ok. you like warm weather anyway right?
- All-knowing, allmighty god / needs lamb-blood-signs above the doors of jews so he does not kill the wrong folks by accident
- Pride, envy, and wrath are sins / I am perfect; don't worship any god besides me; disobey and you'll be punished
- Create Everything / Satan maybe a mistake
- has the ability to create and destroy everything living or dead / keeps satan alive
- Punish eve for being evil / before eve knew what evil was
- i love all my children / *some restrictions may apply
- creates man in own image / somehow surprised when man turns out petty and selfish
- Makes Forbidden fruit / fragrant, beautiful, and easily reachable
- I am human / Heath Hunter & The Pleasure Co - Revolution in paradise