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• if you live in an apartment building / assume your neighbors can hear everything you do
• read a book
• SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION TO YOUR FRIEND, LOVER, OR FAMILY NOW / NOT WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO LOSE THEM
• This Valentine's Day, go out for breakfast instead of dinner / It's less expensive, less crowded, and it'll be an unexpected surprise first thing in the morning
• don't lie to people who trust you / and don't trust people who lie to you
• you've made mistakes in the pasT? / stop thinking about the past and don't repeat them in the future.
• IF you dont know what to get for you gf birthday, say you got something but it's a surprise / she'll try to guess and give you a full list of what she wants
• If it ain't clean enough to go in your mouth / Than it ain't clean enough to go in your v
• don't visit the Westboro Baptist Church website / it drives ad revenue and funds their protests
• Bring a pocket mirror with you to bars / If you start to think you look good, stop drinking
• If you have to change a person to love them / you don't really love them
• Actual Advice Mallard / is not for duck jokes
• Having trouble remembering cloud names? / Try calling them by their layman name. for example: use "layered clumps" for stratocumulus, or "rain layers" for nimbostratus. It will help you remeber both the cloud and the reason.
• Clean 9gag / by using the dislike button on every meme you didn't laugh
• gore and snuff fetishists / need to be demonized and exterminated
• Walk around like you own the place / people are so dumb they will think you do
• blow your nose before job interviews / seriously do it
• Don't mistreat people with a lot of patience / when it runs out they will never forgive you
• Don't try to make a girl jealous or play it cool with her if she already likes you / she will move on and friend zone you at best
• Teach your Children about stop signs and intersections / Before they Go biking / Skateboarding alone