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Memes by mood

• 😩 exhausted: no sleep, giving up, overwhelmed, burnt out
• 😤 fed up: nobody listens, the mess, the arguments, other people
• 😳 in shock: what they said, how did that happen, what it costs, not how I pictured it
• 🙂 fake calm: it's all fine, passive-aggressive, pretending, cynical
• 😎 victory: peace at last, I did it, pride, a sweet moment

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The Most Interesting Man In The World

You don't always cook. But when you do, it is a three hour risotto on a Tuesday, every pan in the flat is involved, and the smoke alarm gets a speaking part. Takeaway resumes on Wednesday.

Philosoraptor

You are in the shower at 7 in the morning when it hits you: if a towel dries you, what dries the towel? You stand there until the hot water runs out. You are late for work, but you are wiser.

Success Kid

You reach the bus stop just as the bus pulls in. You didn't run. You didn't even walk fast. You step on like a person whose life is in order, which, for the next nine minutes, it is.

Skeptical 3rd World Kid

80 for a bottle of water, then £35 a month for a gym where you sweat the water back out. So you're telling me that's the plan. It is, somehow, the plan. The fridge is full.

First World Problems

The heated car seat has two settings: too warm and off. You spend the whole drive switching between them, quietly suffering, like a pioneer. The large pizza doesn't fit in the fridge.

Grumpy Cat

It's Friday and someone at work has organised "fun drinks". There is a quiz. There are teams. There is a man with a whistle. You had fun once. It was awful.

Socially Awkward Penguin

The waiter says "enjoy your meal". You say "you too". He will not be enjoying a meal. You think about it for the rest of yours, and again in 2034. Someone across the street waves.

Y U No

It's 8:58, the meeting is at 9, and the office printer says "PC LOAD LETTER", which is not a language. You had one job, printer. Y U NO print. Three minutes in the microwave. The edges are lava.

Forever Alone

The doorbell goes on Valentine's Day. Your heart lifts. It's a parcel for next door. You sign for it with real tenderness. On your birthday you get one message before noon.

Futurama Fry

She said "we should do this again sometime". Not sure if that's a second date, or just the thing people say while putting their coat on. You will spend four days finding out.

One Does Not Simply

One does not simply eat one crisp. You open the bag "just to have a few". You look down. The bag is empty and you're licking salt off a finger like a hunted animal.

Scumbag Steve

He borrows your car for "one quick errand". It comes back three days later with the fuel light on, the seat moved, and a parking ticket in the glovebox, folded neatly, like a gift.

Joseph Ducreux

You want to write "did you even read my email". What you write is "as per my previous correspondence, I humbly refer you to the below". Same lyric. Finer wig.

Good Guy Greg

You're 40p short at the coffee shop. Greg pays and never mentions it again. Not once, not even as a joke. You will owe him for the rest of your life, which he also never mentions.

Foul Bachelor Frog

No clean plates. No problem. You eat the pasta straight out of the pan, standing over the sink, which also saves on chairs. You call it a system. It is a system. Laundry day arrives.

What If I Told You

What if I told you that you can leave a party without saying goodbye to all forty people. Your friend looks at you as if you've peeled back reality. Then she does it, and is home by eleven.

Insanity Wolf

Someone pushes in at the post office. The sensible part of you says let it go. The wolf says push in front of the whole queue, then post yourself to Belgium. You let it go. The wolf takes notes.

Willy Wonka

Your cousin has been vegan since Tuesday. Oh, wonderful. Please, explain gut health to the table again, while you eat the bread rolls, which, it turns out, have butter in.

Disaster Girl

Someone accidentally sends "reply all" to the whole company. Four hundred people reply all to say stop replying all. You don't reply. You just sit there, watching, with a small and peaceful smile.

Conspiracy Keanu

Halfway round the park it hits you: what if the dog thinks he's walking you. He does choose the route. He does decide when you stop. You pick up after him. Who is in charge here.

Annoying Facebook Girl

11:40 at night: "ugh, some people". You ask what happened. "I don't want to talk about it." Forty comments later she has talked about it with everyone except you.

Advice Yoda Gives

Three minutes after the date, the text you're drafting has four kisses on it. Send it, you must not. Until morning, wait you will. Desperate, otherwise, you look. Your finger hovers over "reply all".

Bad Luck Brian

You finally take a sick day. It's the day the boss brings in cake, announces bonuses, and asks who'd like to lead the exciting new project. Everyone looks at your empty chair. It's yours now.

Ancient Aliens

Eleven socks went into the washing machine. Nine came out. The door was shut the whole time. I'm not saying it was aliens. But it was aliens.

X ALL THE THINGS

New Year's Day: you will run, read, learn Spanish and drink three litres of water. All the things. By the fourth of January you have drunk one litre and learnt the Spanish for "tired".

Successful Black Man

Your neighbour leans over the fence. "I've been watching your house." A pause. "Your parcel's with me, and you left the side gate open."

Courage Wolf

Afraid of heights? The wolf says climb everything. You compromise and stand on a kitchen chair to change a lightbulb, which, with your knees, is everything.

Yo Dawg

Yo dawg, I heard you like meetings, so we scheduled a meeting to plan the meeting. It has an agenda. The agenda has a pre read. Please block out time to read it.

Musically Oblivious 8th Grader

At a wedding your niece hears "Hallelujah" and says she loves this song from Shrek. Leonard Cohen turns slowly in his grave. You don't mention that you thought the same for years.

High Expectations Asian Father

You bring home 96 percent. Your dad reads it, puts it down, and asks about the other four. Not angrily. Just curious. Which is worse. You ring home to say you've been promoted to manager. A pause.

Katainen Perkele

The evening news says the new budget will be painful but necessary. Necessary for whom, it doesn't say. You say one word, the national word, and the dog leaves the room.

Paranoid Parrot

The car behind has taken the same three turns as you. You are being followed. You take a fourth turn, into a supermarket car park, just to be sure. It's your neighbour. She waves. You live alone.

Trollface

You tell the office the meeting has moved to room 4. It hasn't. You sit in room 3, alone, as they all file past the glass, and you raise your coffee to them. Problem?

Winter is Coming

It's the 30th of September. A shop assistant is quietly unpacking a box of tinsel. Brace yourselves. The Christmas music is coming. First week of September.

Retail Robin

The item won't scan. The customer says "must be free then!" and laughs. It's the eleventh time today. You laugh too, in a way that costs you a small piece of your soul.

Liberal Douche Garofalo

"Smash capitalism", posted from a phone that cost £1,100, on an app that sells his data, between two adverts for trainers. He has never felt more seen.

Pedobear

A recruiter on LinkedIn opens with "hey beautiful". He's very interested in your skills. He mentions your profile picture three times and the job never.

Stoner Stanley

You open the fridge. You forget why. You close the fridge. You open it again, in case the reason is in there. It isn't, but there is cheese.

Kermit The Frog Drinking Tea

She says she's skint until payday. She's also posted bottomless brunch three Sundays running, prosecco in both hands. But that's none of my business. Gary from accounts is on a very strict diet.

Vengeance Dad

They ate my yoghurt. I said nothing. Now every item in the fridge has their name on it and a use by date from 2019. They haven't eaten in three days.

Chuck Norris

Your nan doesn't use a jar opener. She looks at the jar, and the jar opens. She is 84 and has never once asked for help with a lid, a bin bag or a man from the council.

Sunny Student

Freshers' week. You've bought a traffic cone, three bottles of something blue and a lanyard you will wear every day for a year. You have attended no lectures. Yet.

skyrim stan

You pop to the corner shop for milk. You come back with milk, a candle, a reduced tin of peaches and a strong feeling the peaches might come in useful. They won't. You can't throw them away either.

Foul Bachelorette Frog

Friday night. Whether to go out comes down to one question: is it worth putting on a bra? It isn't. It never is. Your friends receive a message about "a bit of a headache".

Anti Joke Chicken

Your uncle at Sunday lunch: "So, a man walks into a bar." Everyone waits. "He has a pint, watches the football and goes home at ten." He looks round the table, satisfied. He has told the truth.

American Pride Eagle

Your cousin from Ohio visits London and converts every price into dollars out loud, every distance into football fields and every queue into a personal insult. He calls the Thames "cute".

Confession Bear

Your partner thinks you love her lasagne. You've eaten it on every birthday for eight years. You don't. It's far too late to say. You'll be eating it at your golden wedding.

Unpopular Opinion Puffin

At the barbecue everyone is talking about bacon as if it's a religion. You say you think it's fine. Just fine. The music stops. Somebody's dad puts down his tongs.

Slowpoke

You arrive at work on Monday full of news: "Did you hear Karen's leaving?" Karen's leaving do was on Friday. There's still cake in the fridge with her name on it.

Anxiety Cat

Your boss messages "Can we have a quick chat later?" with no time. You spend the afternoon updating your CV, drafting a farewell email and mentally selling the car. It was about the Christmas party.

Butthurt Dweller

Your mum calls you down for dinner. You shout "five minutes" through the floor. It's a raid. Forty minutes later the lasagne has formed a skin and your mum has formed an opinion.

Art Student Owl

Watching the football with your dad, you support the team with the better kit. You explain the kerning on the shirt sponsor. He switches over to the snooker.

joker mind loss

Rent goes up by £150 a month and everyone shrugs. The supermarket moves the eggs to a different aisle and the whole town writes to the local paper.

Business Cat

Working from home, your cat schedules a meeting on your keyboard. Attendees: you. Agenda: lying on the space bar. It overruns, through your actual meeting, until he decides it's over.

Chronic Illness Cat

"But you don't look ill." Thank you. Looking this normal used up the last of today's energy, and now you'll need a sit down in the car park. A new doctor asks you to list your medication.

X, X Everywhere

First day in the new job, you open the code your predecessor left behind. Bugs, bugs everywhere. The man who wrote it has left the company and changed his number.

Obama

Your landlord promised the new kitchen "by spring". It is spring. He laughs warmly and asks which spring you mean. The gym's January deal was "no contract, cancel any time". You try to cancel.

Scumbag America2

Your American colleague refuses to learn metric, on principle. On Saturday he runs a 5K and celebrates with a two-litre bottle of Coke. Nobody mentions it. Your cousin calls it the World Series.

Privilege Denying Feminist

Your flatmate drew up the cleaning rota: everything split exactly equally, colour-coded, laminated. The bins, it turns out, are "more of a you job".

Stereotypical Corps Guy

Your mum asks how university's going. You talk for forty minutes about your shoes. She asks about your grades. You say your GPR is "a work in progress" and go back to the shoes.

Stupid Monkey

You lock the front door with the keys still inside, to keep them safe. They are very safe. You are in the front garden in your socks.

Internet Husband

Anniversary dinner. She says, "I feel like we don't talk any more." He suggests she try restarting the router. The candle burns down. He's still waiting for her to reconnect.

batman slap robin

"Have you ever thought about investing in crypto, because honestly the" is as far as the man at the party gets in your head before the glove arrives. In real life you nod for 25 minutes.

Advice Dog

Your uncle, three pints in, tells you the secret to getting on the property ladder is to "just buy a house". He bought his in 1986 for roughly the price of a sofa. He's beaming.

Idiot Nerd Girl

You tell your new colleagues you're a massive 90s kid. Someone asks what you remember of the 90s. You were born in 1999. You remember a Teletubby and some soup. You tell your date you love jazz.

All the things

Saturday, ten in the morning: you will clean ALL the things. By 10:40 the kitchen is spotless and you've had an idea about the loft.

Angry School Boy

You were eight and your mum bought the other cereal. Not a bad cereal. Just the other one. You lay on the supermarket floor and explained, at volume, that she had ruined your life.

Whyyy???

Midnight, in bed, holding your phone above your face to read one last thing. It slips. Straight onto your nose. WHYYY.

Pawn Stars

You list your perfectly good sofa on Facebook Marketplace for £80. First message: "Is this available? I'll do 20 and collect Thursday." Thursday comes. He offers 15. He's brought a van.

Professor Oak

Gary has sat next to you for six years. At the Christmas party he points at you and asks, "Sorry, are you sales or marketing?" You're his manager. First day in the new job.

south park aand it's gone

Payday. £1,840 lands at six in the morning. By 6:05 rent, council tax, the phone bill and a gym you haven't visited since March have all been taken. Aaand it's gone.

Fallout 3

At the conference you pick up every free pen, three tote bags, a stress ball and 14 mints. You need none of it. Your bag is now so heavy you can only walk very slowly.

Sudden Realization Ralph

You're 31, humming the alphabet song in the car, and it hits you: it's Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. Also Baa Baa Black Sheep. You have to pull over.

Chemistry Cat

Your chemistry teacher, every single lesson: "I'd tell you a joke about sodium, but Na." The class groans. He's been doing it for thirty years. He has never been happier.

Jonnen Neuvo

Break time. A boy in a backwards cap tells the whole bench his dad is Nokia's head of technology, his uncle has a Lamborghini and his big brother will batter anyone who doesn't believe it.

What if I told you / Matrix Morpheus

Your colleague has been scrolling a 200-page document for twenty minutes, looking for one word. You lean over, very slowly: "What if I told you about Control F." He has to go for a walk.

Correction Guy

Your auntie writes "your welcome" in the family group chat. You type "*you're". You delete it. You type it again. Some hills are worth dying on, even at Christmas.

Racist Dog

Christmas lunch. Your uncle puts down his fork and says, "I'm not being funny, but." Everyone at the table suddenly needs to check on the gravy. The gravy has never been so thoroughly checked.

Stoner Dog

Three in the morning on a friend's balcony, you notice your hands. They're incredible. You tell everyone. They agree. Nobody is going to bed.

Lame Pun Coon

The new starter tells the team he left his job at the tax office because it was too taxing. He waits. Nobody laughs. He is absolutely delighted.

Fat Girl

You open the fridge for the fourth time in ten minutes. Nothing new has appeared since the last visit. You check the cheese again anyway, in case it has changed its mind.

Minecraft Guy

Your mum asks what you did today. "Punched a tree." She nods slowly, says "lovely", and goes into the kitchen to look up child psychologists. Science teacher explains gravity to the class.

MR bean

The woman at the cheese counter offers you a free sample. You take one. You do a slow lap of the shop, come back with your collar turned up, and take another. She knows. You know she knows.

Scumbag Analytic Philosopher

Christmas dinner. Your uncle says the roast potatoes are objectively the best part. Your cousin, one term into a philosophy degree, puts down his fork and says "define objectively".

Age Of Empires

Your dad has played the same game since 1999. He builds walls. Only walls. When the enemy finally arrives two hours later, they find a fortress of stone and a man who forgot to build an army.

Horney Samus

Your match opens with "Are you a Pokémon? Because you're super effective." You consider unmatching. You don't, out of respect for the effort, and because it is, technically, a compliment.

Omsk Crow

The IT man tells you to press Enter. You ask him, quite seriously, what you press to leave. He stares at you for a very long time, then goes to lunch early. The announcement says "mind the gap".

Prepare yourself

January the second. There's a queue for the squat rack and someone is filming a "day one" video by the water fountain. Brace yourselves.

Annoying Gamer Kid

You join an online match. Within eleven seconds a voice that hasn't broken yet has called you trash, said something about your mum and asked you to carry him. He's on your team.

Okay Guy

You get to the bakery at 4:59. The woman is turning the sign round. "We're closed, love." You look at the twelve croissants behind the glass. They look back. Okay.

Desk Flip Rage Guy

The website wants a new password with a capital, a number, a symbol and "not one you've used before". You have used every password before. You have used every password there is. Over goes the desk.

Technologically Impaired Duck

Your dad types "Google" into Google, clicks the first result and arrives at Google. "There we are," he says, deeply satisfied, and closes it. Your mum sends a text that just says "Call me".

See? Nobody Cares

The smoke alarm in the hall has been chirping for three weeks. Every flatmate has heard it. Each one has decided it's somebody else's battery. See? Nobody cares.

Bear Grylls

The train stops in a tunnel for four minutes. The man opposite is already rationing his crisps, one every ninety seconds, eyes on the horizon. Battery at 3% and no charger.

Douchebag Roommate

"Want to split a pizza?" He orders a large, eats seven of the eight slices, and sends you a payment request for half. He borrows your car "just to the shops".

1889 [10] guy

Your grandad explains that in his day you had to stand up to change the channel. Then he asks you to find the remote. It's in his hand.

Scumbag God

You decide to eat healthily. Broccoli: bitter. Cake: perfect. Somebody designed this system, and they were not on your side.

SouthPark Bad Time meme

You're about to reply all to an email sent to 3,000 people, asking to be taken off the list. You're gonna have a bad time. So are the 3,000. You chop a chilli, then rub your eye. You knew.

Advice Hitler

The office Christmas quiz. One man on table four answers every question with something "a bit dark". By round three his own team has moved their chairs a few inches away from him.

Dr Evil meme

Your partner will be ready in five "minutes". You have since watched a whole film, ironed a shirt and aged slightly. The calendar invite says it's a "quick" catch up.

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