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• guys / press ctrl+like and see what happens
• creates a meme on meme generator / presses the up arrow, 'cause nobody else does
• IF GUNS don't kill people, people kill people / does that mean that toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?
• IF PRO IS THE OPPOSITE OF CON... / THEN WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF PROGRESS?
• what if april fools is really on april 2nd / and we have been april fooled all this time
• IF GOD CREATED THE SUN ON THE FOURTH DAY / HOW HAD FOUR DAYS PASSED?
• if steroids are illegal for athletes / shouldn't photoshop be illegal for models?
• ‎32 tabs open / NOT SURE WHERE SOUND IS COMING FROM
• if you're hotter / than me, does that make me cooler than you?
• what i if told you / you read the top line wrong
• you 12????? / when i was your age i was 13
• IF A TREE FALLS IN THE WOODS AND NOBODY HEARS IT / DOES A HIPSTER BUY ITS ALBUM?
• Necrophilia? / she was alive when i started
• What if I really am the 1,000,000th visitor / And I just missed out on a free Ipad?
• photoshop / why u no sell photos?
• Not sure if actual download button / or sketchy virus downloader
• What if when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there / It's actually God playing Sims and he just cancelled your action?
• You dawg, I heard you like children / so i called the cops.
• Went outside / Graphics were shit
• What if people used to be able to make wishes / then someone wished they couldn't
• In Lion King 3D / does circle of life become sphere of life?
• What if calculus teachers are really just pirates / And they use us to find "x" SO they can get their treasure
• 4:23 a.m. / one more episode
• what if this meme has 1,000,000 upvotes / but the number of downvotes makes it seem really low?
• THROWS BOOMERANG / never comes back
• you had a salad at mcdonalds / you must be healthy
• Youtube video has no dislikes / now it has 1
• wHAT IF OXYGEN MAKES OUR VOICE DEEPER / aND HELIUM BRINGS IT BACK TO NORMAL?
• So You mean to tell me / Minesweeper is a game in your country?
• touched by jesus / in mexican prison
• What do you mean im not a bear / I have all the Koalifications
• Zombies / Y U NO EAT EACH OTHER!?!
• woman at playground: "Which kid is yours?" / "Haven't decided yet"
• usb plug / y u no fit in right way first time
• I know you your entire life and I am your next door neighbor / are you a boy or a girl?
• "Like this if you hate cancer" / you're making such a difference in the world
• Arrives home / music ends as you finish parking
• WOULDNT IT BE IRONIC / IF SOMEONE DIED IN THE LIVING ROOM
• What if the reason we have no visitors from the future / is because we have no future
• my girlfriend calls me a pedophile / that's a big word for a 6 year old
• You think playing video games at 26 is immature? / I should be more mature like you and watch jersey shore
• Next time, / Give me the candy you said you had in the van.
• What if anti-virus companies / invented viruses in the first place
• "im fat because it runs in my family" / no-one runs in your family.
• You hate corporations? / you should tweet that with your iphone
• teacher gave me a c / i gave her a c4
• Why don't you slip into something more comfortable / Like a coma
• why do we cook bacon / and bake cookies?
• yo dawg i heard you like macs / so we broke all your windows
• So we stole the top text
• Not sure if freetIme / Or just Forgetting things
• Ringtone Goes off at a funeral / Highway to Hell
• COMPELLING TALE / MALE SIBLING
• Finds you left Facebook open / logs you out
• mom was on pill and still got pregnant / I am the 0.1%
• gun laws would have prevented aurora colorado shootings? / tell me more about how criminals follow laws
• Yo dawg, I heard you like camping / so I burned your house down
• not sure if uppercase "I" / or lowercase "l"
• what if internet explorer is really shit / because no-one sends an error report
• Puts in USB / The right way on the first try