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A Giorgio A Tsoukalos Hair post.
Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, a Swiss-born ancient astronaut theorist and regular on the History Channel series Ancient Aliens, which began in 2010. He is known for his tall, swept-up hair and for explaining history through visits from extraterrestrials. The meme took off in late 2010. Its best-known caption is "I'm not saying it was aliens... but it was aliens," and this page plays the same game. The top line asks a question, the bottom line has one answer: "Who built the pyramids?" / "aliens." "Why did the chicken cross the road?" / "aliens." "Can't find your keys?" / "aliens." The hair gets its own jokes: so gravity-defying it must be extraterrestrial technology. He has said he enjoys the memes, which is a good sign. A man with hair like that has made peace with attention. **Why it caught on:** one confident answer to every question is a template that never runs out.