the vassar 39 don't always drink to forget ... / but when they do ..... "and furthermore, jacobson, israel, the only democracy in the middle east, which has arab knesset members and treats women and gays equally, is an apartheid state because ... ummm ... because .... ummm .... well, anyway, ummm .... you're a racist, sexist, homophobic zionist pig, jacobson!"
A The Most Interesting Man In The World post.
The Most Interesting Man in the World is the bearded, silver-haired gentleman from Dos Equis beer's long-running ad campaign, played by actor Jonathan Goldsmith. In the ads he lived an impossibly legendary life and ended each one with "I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." The meme keeps that sentence shape: "I don't always X, but when I do, I Y" - perfect for confessing an odd habit with total, effortless confidence.