SaxGirl - I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE.  I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.  IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SHAME, i CAN TELL YOU I DON'T HAVE ANY.  BUT WHAT I DO HAVE ARE A VERY PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS.  SKILLS I HAVE ACQUIRED OVER A VERY LONG MARATHON.  SKILLS THAT MAKE ME HILARIOUS FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU. IF YOU DONATE NOW, THAT WILL BE THE END OF IT.  I WILL NOT MAKE YOU LAUGH.  I WILL NOT CALL YOU A JERK.  BUT IF YOU DON'T, I WILL PLAY THIS SAXOPHONE, I WILL TAKE A SHOT OF MUSTARD, AND I WILL ENTERTAIN YOU.  FOR THE CHILDREN.
SaxGirl
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