Chuck Norris Meme Generator
Chuck Norris is one of Meme Generator's memes, with 131,628 posts.
Best Chuck Norris posts
- I don't call the wrong number / You answer the wrong phone
- I won the WORLD SERIES OF POKER / USING POKEMON CARDS
- I lost my virginity / Before my dad
- Jesus Christ can walk on water / But I can swim through land
- Pictured below: / A typical Ukrainian Soldier
- Once kicked a horse in the jaw / its descendants are now known as giraffes
- throws one bird / kills two stones
- When i have a birthday / the candles blow me
- chuck norrris will strangle you / with a cordless phone
- I killed an hour / literally
- When Alexander Bell Invented the telephone / He had 11 missed calls from Chuck Norris
- I used to think myself as a weak person / until an arrow shattered itself on my knee
- I threw a grenade and killed 50 people / And then the grenade exploded
- wHEN CHUCK NORRIES POKES YOU ON FACEBOOK / yOU CAN FEEL IT
- chuck norris doesn't turn on the shower / he stares at it until it starts to cry
- rubbed two ice cubes together / got fire
- CHUCK norris doesnt need a watch TO TELL TIME / he TELLS TIME WHAT TIME IT IS
- Kids pee in snow / Chuck norris pees in concrete
- The dinossaurs meesed with me / once.
- PLAY RUSSIAN ROULETTEwith all bullets loaded / i still win