EPIC DEATH BATTLE OF HISTORY: KLONOA! VERSUS! SASH LILAC! BEGIN! Who can stop this constipated jock With the confusion and Klonoa games' sales? Who's got the dangdut bombs to drop on Belgium? This looks like a job for the poor girl! (Lilac!) I'm killin' it! You're smurfing it! I'm over 9000 times better than Klonoa!
You want to be popular? I'll bust this nut up in your Avicii! Greasy slick MC from Galaxytrail, one breath will freeze your floppy ears! Klonoa's real world is a village of idiots! Step in Southtown and i'll snap the pogo jump, period!