WILLIAM LANE CRAIG
"YOU FAILED TO ANSWER ALL OF THE 7 QUESTIONS I SHOTGUNNED WITHIN 10 SECONDS, SO GOD EXISTS IN MY HEART."
Sonny |CR|Created[ Bad Luck Becca ]by Yahweh on an unusually cold summer day in 1949, this zany Christian apologist is known for asking multiple questions at the same time to his debate opponent and claims victory dishonestly when his opponent fails to satisfy the impossible task. He claims that the presence of the Holy Spirit in his heart is all the evidence needed to prove Yahweh. He also shamelessly justifies the worst atrocities by saying that it was all "for a greater good beyond the comprehension of man". Many Christians think he's the shit, and think his employment of the "Kalam Cosmological Argument" is flawless.