Pirate Textor Meme Generator
Pirate Textor is one of Meme Generator's memes, with 755 posts.
Best Pirate Textor posts
- sorry to everyone who relocated / not really
- next quarter's dividend / will be paid in ass pennies
- I don't always hire students / But when I do, they pay me
- Digital Domain made a Cg titanic sink / Made actual company sink
- i was michael bays roommate in college / that totally qualifies me for the job
- if we're a family / then i'm a pedophile
- great job on the movie guys / want to buy a shirt?
- everyone may have moved on and the building is a church now / but we will always remember the asshole that ruined the chance for VFX to exist in FLorida
- This VFX business / Barely pays for my helicOpter
- creates no dickhead policy / turns out to be complete dick head
- can resurrect tupac / not dd stock price
- I've sold monorails to brockway / ogdenville, and north haverbrook
- I'll gladly employ you on tuesday / for some free labor today
- John Textor founded Wyndcrest Holdings, LLC, a Florida-based private holding company focused on technology-related opportunities in entertainment, telecommunications and the Internet, and has served as its (and its predecessor's) president since 1997. He served as the chairman and CEO of BabyUniverse, Inc., until its sale in October of 2007. / Earlier, John was employed in various merchant banking and investment banking capacities by Shearson Lehman Hutton and Paine Webber. He was also a founding director of Florida-based diversified financial services company Lydian Trust Company, and was a director of Multicast Media Technologies, Inc., a global provider of Internet-based broadcast media.
- Hates when people make fun of him / Tries to get court order to stop freedom of speech
- THINKS HOLOGRAMS OF DEAD PEOPLE / IS A BUSINESS MODEL
- crap dont remember name of guy / with nuke tatoo
- reorganizes company / around ILM WASHOUTS
- crowd simulation of sec officials / rapidly converging on florida headquarters
- haha Suckers - I drive all my companies into the gorund, / you should have googled me before giving me all your money